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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.