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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.