How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!