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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer