How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.