How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.