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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.