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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not