How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not