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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.