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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.