Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it