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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Flat Cap Jokes More Flat Cap Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.