Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom