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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom