Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.