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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween