What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.