What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.