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What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!