What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.