What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.