What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.