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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time