What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.