What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time