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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.