April Sale - 20% Off

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Previous Random Joke Next
Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.