What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late