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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time