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Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way