Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar