Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.