Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.