How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!