How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.