Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.