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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi