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What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi