What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.