What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar