What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.