What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Previous Random Joke Next
Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.