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What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.