What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi