Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Yukon do it!

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst