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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

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What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.