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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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A visit from the cops.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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The Bilbonic plague.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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Tourist

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!