Fear Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

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What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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