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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot