What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

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What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.