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Demon Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.