Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
An exorcist.
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
Because there's no rust for the wicked
Posession
A vacant posession.
Possession.
They show possession.
A $100 bill makes change
When the car breaks down.
He is risen.
You make my temperature rise.
Baby don't hurt me.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
A boo-meringue
He'll re-possess it
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.
Creamation.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Shoepremacy.
Because its true car-rot