Demon Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why is rust on a car orange?

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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Indice

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