Demon Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Litterbox.

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Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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You exorcise him.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer