What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.