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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!