What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.