What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.