What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

Previous Random Joke Next

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.