What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence