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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.