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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

K9p Jokes More K9p Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.