What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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About two weeks.

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The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What did he make?

H20

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.