What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.