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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

K9p Jokes More K9p Jokes

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.