What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.