What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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A trifle!

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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The bombshell!

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.