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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What did he make?

H20

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

K9p Jokes More K9p Jokes

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.