From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because cher-nob'll fall out
Pony gone.
I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Jason's Dale!
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Jason's Doner-Van