From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
I guess it's too grue-some.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
A Yoghurt's got culture!
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Jason's Doner-Van
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
A blowtorch.
