From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
He went to Jared.
You buy it per-tater
I guess you aren't up to par
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
A Yoghurt's got culture!
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Jason's Dale!
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
T and Qs.
Jason's Doner-Van