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Brit Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.