Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.