Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.