Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.