Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)