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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.