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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.