What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.