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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.