What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism