What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.