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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.