What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.