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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.