What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!