How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty