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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.