How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.