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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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When we first met?

No, before that.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.