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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!