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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me