Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.