Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers