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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.