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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)