Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.