Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here