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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

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What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.