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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!