What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.