What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.