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What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.