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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How is Snow White?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there