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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.