Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

How is Snow White?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke