Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How is Snow White?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.