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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Because they were being "brewed"

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Au lait.

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I told her that drinks were on the house

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They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!