Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.