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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin