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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.