Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin