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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin