Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry...

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin