What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.