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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.