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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.