What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!