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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin