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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin