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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.