Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"