Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.