Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.