Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"