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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)