Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

Shoot one.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)