Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd