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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

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Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.