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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.