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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.