Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!