Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd