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LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...