What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.