What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one