What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.