What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them