Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.