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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen DeGeneres.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.