Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.