Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.