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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.