Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.