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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.