What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.