What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.