What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR