What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR