March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Previous Random Joke Next
Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.