What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!