What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.