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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss