What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks