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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.