What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.