April Sale - 20% Off

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

Previous Random Joke Next
Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.