What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.