What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.