What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.