What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing