What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank