What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank