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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.