How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!