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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!