How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!