Beaver Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Devour Jokes More Devour Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.