Dam it.
None because only beavers give a dam.
Look at her beaver.
Damn
I'll be dammed.
It's a lot of dam work.
He just couldn't give a dam.
He only had Non-Stick pans.
Cod dam
The riverbank.
It's been nice 'gnawing' you!
They never want to log off.
Quack quack!
God dam it
It was the best dam show I ever saw
It's been nice gnawing you.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Claude
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
A pan, duh!
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
He took a forrest dump.
Let me out
A stillborn
A Nightmare
They have to use their Endor voices.
Through the bat flap.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
Because...bros before hose!
They both spend all their money on payphones.
