What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray