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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.