What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.