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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Devour Jokes More Devour Jokes

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray