What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!