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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason