What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!