What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...