What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON