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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude